The INSIDER Summary:
- A woman tweeted an image of a “Summer bucket list” she says her “friend’s friend” found in a dressing room.
- The list was both scandalous and sweet.
- The internet loved it.
- Many people are trying to figure out the identity of the person who wrote it.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever found an old diary that you wrote in the days of your youth that made you cringe.
Now, think about what would happen if a page of that was broadcast on Twitter, racked up thousands of retweets, and caused the internet to launch a full-on investigation to find you.
My friends, friend found this in an Urban Outfitters dressing room… make this go viral pic.twitter.com/27u9s2jyfA
— SS (@scorpiosars) July 14, 2017
The bucket list is amazing, prolific, and is full of items ranging from the scandalous (“get drunk all the time,” which is checked off!), to the sweet (“get a little tan”), and the relatable (“binge new Netflix series”). There was really something for everyone.
Twitter users immediately started using their super-sleuth skills to try and narrow down who this person could be. Many people pointed out that she’s most likely from Pittsburgh because she name drops The Point, Kennywood, and Stage AE, all Pittsburgh Summer staples.
From there, people could not get enough. Google docs were made categorizing the list and some people attempted to guess her age. Others were just trying to figure out what the heck some of the entries meant.
i’m officially spending the rest of the day with this and doing a deep-dive analysis
— Rachel Jacoby Zoldan (@rjacoby13) July 15, 2017
Also please guess her age cause I’m guessing 15…. she goes from boob hickey to star gaze
— SS (@scorpiosars) July 14, 2017
I’m guessing she’s 17 because of the significance of 17
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) July 15, 2017
honestly i’ve been looking at this for 4 hours
— elderly crustacean (@ktgl) July 14, 2017
Also, I applaud her for having goals and writing them down. Other people just drift through life.
You go girl! Have a fabulous summer!
— Beth S. (@PolkaDotFoxTrot) July 15, 2017
People initially thought that Scorpiosars tweeted out the image to mock the person who wrote it, but she said that’s not true: She just really wants to find her.
People are sending me hate messages bc I wanted to find her. I’m not even making fun of her I think she’s legit amazing like ???? Lol
— SS (@scorpiosars) July 15, 2017
“People are sending me hate messages [because] I wanted to find her,” she wrote. “I’m not even making fun of her I think she’s legit amazing.”
While we may never know who the mystery person is who wrote this list, we can all commiserate that once we were all that young, with the only things prioritizing our minds being “eating cotton candy” and making a 10-hour-long Summer playlist. And some of us can be thankful that Twitter did not exist in our high school days. Amen.
The full text of the list is below with corrected spelling:
- Stage AE concert
- Go to a party
- Have sex
- Give two blowjobs
- Go to Kennywood
- 8 hoe pictures for Instagram
- Sports game
- Hook up with Jacob (again) [x]
- Road trip
- Camp in a backyard [x]
- Decorate room [x]
- Head darty
- Binge new Netflix series
- Get a manicure
- Get a pedicure
- Get drunk all of the time [x]
- Get crossfaded 17 times
- Do Summer reading
- Go on a picnic
- Pet a giraffe
- Make food from Instagram + Pinterest
- Go to Flagstaff drunk
- Use sparklers [x]
- Get a boob hickey
- Super wild birthday
- Make Summer playlist (10 hours long) [x]
- Giant water balloon fight
- Get a little tan [x]
- Buy Ray-Bans
- Tie a message to a balloon and let it go
- Go to the point
- Have a lemonade stand w/ Zoe
- Eat cotton candy
- Go to the beach
- Buy 7 bikinis
- Fix home screen
- Go ape
- Go to a drive-in movie
- Artsy 4th of July
- Star gaze
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